A Shorter, Harsher Titanic

(Scene 3)

FIRST MATE:

Captain, we're about to hit an iceberg.

CAPTAIN:

Great, I could use some ice for my drink.

(sound of drinking)

ICEBERG:

(hits boat)

FIRST MATE:

That can't be good.

CAPTAIN:

Bottoms up!

AUDIENCE:

(silence)

FIRST MATE:

That was irony, you fools.

AUDIENCE:

Baa! Moo! Where's Leonardo?

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