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LEONARDO: I have been informed that this boat is sinking.KATE: That is terrible.LEONARDO: Would you like to engage in some more immoral-but-justified behavior?KATE: Certainly.WEASELLY FIANCE: (aside) I'm getting the raw end of the deal here:(to Leonardo) Listen, Leonardo, to cement my morally dubious yet somehow less annoying than you personality, I am going to handcuff you to this pipe, here in a room that will soon be filling with water, due to the fact that we are sinking, which I believe has been mentioned previously.LEONARDO: Why don't you just shoot me?WEASELLY FIANCE: Because then you wouldn't be able to escape and save Kate from me. Of course, you're going to die anyway. . .AUDIENCE: Don't spoil it for us! Boo!LEONARDO: He's right, though. I am doomed.AUDIENCE: Aww, look how cute he is when he's doomed.WEASELLY FIANCE: I hate you people. |
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